Summertime in Alabama
Ah, it's summertime in Alabama, and the mullets are blooming. After the long winter of the mullets staying in doors or keeping itself wrapped up to stay warm, the long flowing glory of redneck is lush and rampant again.
You see these wonders everywhere. They are at Wal-mart, on the beach, at the river, and at the Dairy Queen. Some are high toppers with the tip top standing at attention like the spikes on Bart Simpson's head. There is then the bangs mullet. This one you have bangs with. There's the ever favorit skullet. This variety of mullet keeps the pate scalped while the back grows long and luxurious. There is the femmullet, which is the female version around here seen on both lesbians and regular women.
In the summertime, the warm temperate heat of the region combined with the humidity and blazing sunshine keeps these wonders of the coif world growing.
Few people actually know that in some regions of Alabama the mullet is the state flower. As I type this, I am looking at the crazy mullet aka the insane in the membrane mullet. this is mullet adorned by a mentally ill person who like children forced to wear the child mullet may not know better or have any other option to where this great hairstyle.
Everyone come to Alabama before the Mullet Season is over. Much like the azeala season of Mobile, it's worth seeing.
